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WILL NOT BUY
Horrible service from CEO Lisa Alexander ! She has NO regard for human lives. DISTASTEFUL and extremely DISGRACEFUL!This review is: Helpful | Not helpful | Inappropriate | 7 of 7 people said helpful
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Only for white people
This product has been specifically designed for white racist people. Highly recommended for the type. If you are not a privileged white person please look for a product meant for humans.This review is: Helpful | Not helpful | Inappropriate | 9 of 9 people said helpful
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Can I speak to your manager?
You too can be a racist POS like LaFace CEO Lisa Alexander and husband Robert of San Francisco. This cream turns anyone into an entitled white woman aka Karen, no matter what you're doing you'll find someone of a darker complexion and tell them what they're doing that offenses you or that they don't belong there. Amazing product for the burgeoning racist inside you.This review is: Helpful | Not helpful | Inappropriate | 12 of 12 people said helpful
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White Enough to be a Karen
This cream is white enough to make me feel like a real Karen. After several facelifts, it really enhances my upturned eyebrows which is useful when I am brow-beating people in the neighborhood. I only know one of my neighbors, who is of course white, in my Specific Whites neighborhood of this liberal sewer of a city, San Francisco, but he and I make a great white power team. If we see any brown pe...read moreople in the neighborhood, we know they probably work for a living and can't possibly live here. We accost them and tell them to quit their jobs and start investing at Raymond James, a good old-school white investment house. I so hate when they march around with their little slogans and write on the sidewalk or on their employers driveways in chalk unless it is white. This anti-aging cream is the best. I can assure you you'll feel whiter and younger every day helping keep racism young and healthy. Turns everything white. You can even use it on your Mercedes. Hey didn't they also make gas chambers in WWII? I love that company.This review is: Helpful | Not helpful | Inappropriate | 8 of 9 people said helpful
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Doesn’t work
Save your time and moneyThis review is: Helpful | Not helpful | Inappropriate | 2 of 2 people said helpful
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Super white!
So white after using these products. My inflated sense of self worth and inherent superiority to lesser races really shines through my perfect skin! A+This review is: Helpful | Not helpful | Inappropriate | 3 of 3 people said helpful
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best whiteness enhancement ever!
After putting on this cream, I felt like my skin color allows me to blast my Filipino neighbor for writing on his own property. I felt so confident! LIke I could change reality to force it so he thought even he doesn't live there. My partner got some of this power too as he jumped in...and he didn't even use the product. Best white power powder ever!This review is: Helpful | Not helpful | Inappropriate | 7 of 7 people said helpful
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Disgusting piece of sh*t!!!
Lisa Alexander and Robert are racist, disgusting, and willfully ignorant people. It is ironic that she owns a skincare line when her face is contorted into a vile-looking mess by all the hate she harbors. She is a disgraceful person who doesn't know how to mind her own business and instead claims to be a nice person. But in reality, she is just a truly just a piece of sh*t that only knows how to lie and hate people.This review is: Helpful | Not helpful | Inappropriate | 17 of 19 people said helpful
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Shame on you Lisa Alexander! Your White Privilege and Racism will be your undoing...Karma on you!
Best Movie Quote From Trading Places (w/ Eddie Murphy & Dan Aykroyd) Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy’s character) Yeah. You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people. Looks like you and Robert are on your way!! Aka “ Randolph and Mortimer”!This review is: Helpful | Not helpful | Inappropriate | 24 of 25 people said helpful
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Horrible skin reaction
It turned my skin an ugly shade of white! When I demanded a refund the CEO said I should be happy that I look this way now.This review is: Helpful | Not helpful | Inappropriate | 16 of 17 people said helpful
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