I don't know about you, but lately my skin has been parched and somewhat lizard-like in appearance. Since I'm not trying to catch the eye of a studly salamander, I figured I should do something about it.

Now, what I should have done was listen to this expert advice on winter-proofing your skin. But, instead I opted to try some of these drugstore lotions. The results … not so good. Which isn't surprising, since TotalBeauty.com readers had similar experiences. Check out their picks for the worst drugstore body lotions, and steer clear, unless there is a newt or gecko you've had your eye on?

No. 9: Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion with Sunscreen, $8.99

See here why readers couldn't get past the eau-de-SPF of this lotion.

No. 8: Burt's Bees Radiance Body Lotion with Royal Jelly, $8.99

Some thought this was a little too radiant, but maybe you'll think otherwise? See for yourself here.

No. 7: Jergens Age Defying Multi-Vitamin Moisturizer, $7.49

Age Defying? Eh, not so much, according to our readers. See why here.

No. 6: Dove Firming Beauty Body Lotion, $4.99

Our readers were iffy on the firming potential, but the bigger issue was the "granny wearing insect repellant" scent. Yikes! See what else they thought here.

See the five worst drugstore body lotions here -- and remember that a bargain isn't a bargain if the product's no good.

• Want to try a drugstore body lotion that actually does work? Look no further.

• Or maybe you like the luxury of a higher-end moisturizer? We've got the best of the best here.

• Need more than lotion to fight your dry skin? Help is on the way (well, it is if you click here).

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