Dear Andrew Keegan,

Yes, I do remember you from “Ten Things I Hate About You” and I STILL think you are dreamy; therefore we should go surf together. Not only can you teach me to surf, but apparently we can also go get spa treatments after our long, lovely day of catching waves together (couple’s massage? Wink wink, nudge nudge). Thank goodness for Creative Chakra, the spa offering you up to the public that is ravenous for your return to the silver screen. Also thank goodness I just took this quiz to find out which is the best sunscreen for my skin type, so I can be fully protected before our big day together.

Thanks for coming back into my life.

Love,

TotalBeauty