8 Most Ridiculous Makeup Tutorials Ever (Video)
You thought Chocolate Rain was hilarious and strange -- wait 'till you see these insane beauty how-to videos
Whether they're intentionally ridiculous, crazy, vapid, or choke-on-your-morning-coffee hilarious doesn't matter. They're gold -- pure entertainment only something the Internet, in all its perverse and pervasive glory, could spew out for your viewing pleasure.
These, my friends, are the 8 most intense video makeup tutorials you'll ever see. Consider any idle time at work officially filled.
The "vlogers" responsible for such awesome videos? Oh you know, they're just your neighbor, or that woman you once shared a cubicle wall with, maybe even (though hopefully not) the girl coming to babysit your kids this Saturday night. They are everyday women confined in their homes with no one but the world and their cat watching as they press record on handy cams and moonlight as Internet makeup mavens.
So sit back. Relax. Get ready for shameless freedom to judge people throwing themselves at the mercy of YouTube. And whatever you do, don't -- we repeat, don't -- take any of these makeup tutorials seriously for more than the three to seven minutes it takes to watch them. These are not makeup looks you want to copy yourself. That is, unless you want to injure your neck, scare the kiddos at a 4th of July BBQ, or finally learn that "ex-wife" makeup look you've been dying to try. Intrigued? Happy viewing.
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