8 Things Your Masseuse Doesn't Want You to Know
Here's what your massage therapist is really thinking when you're naked on the table
We make fun of you after you leave It may sound mean, but some massages turn into incidents too funny not to share, say the therapists we spoke to. So they go ahead and dish (minus names). Our source shares one such story:
"A couple came in to enjoy side by side massages. The gentleman stated that he wanted to focus on his neck and back. He never said to avoid any area. When the massage began he jumped into a sitting position. The technician asked if everything was OK. He said yes. As she got to his scalp, it sounded as if Velcro or something noisy was in his hair. He finally told the technician to focus on his legs. Turns out, he was with a new girlfriend, and he had a toupee."
"A couple came in to enjoy side by side massages. The gentleman stated that he wanted to focus on his neck and back. He never said to avoid any area. When the massage began he jumped into a sitting position. The technician asked if everything was OK. He said yes. As she got to his scalp, it sounded as if Velcro or something noisy was in his hair. He finally told the technician to focus on his legs. Turns out, he was with a new girlfriend, and he had a toupee."
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