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8 Things Your Masseuse Doesn't Want You to Know
Here's what your massage therapist is really thinking when you're naked on the table
"A [massage] technician has a regular client who comes in for weekly massages. One time, he fell asleep during the back massage. When she was almost done, she applied a warm towel on his back. He then grabbed her legs very hard and did not let go. She kept shaking her legs -- and he didn't let go. She called his name and he woke up and said 'Oh my god! I had a dream someone was attacking me!'
"[Another] technician was massaging a client and he fell asleep. All of sudden he yelled, 'Get away from the meatballs!' She said, 'excuse me?' At that point he woke up. [The technician] asked if everything was OK, figuring he was talking in his sleep. He said 'yeah,' and went back to sleep."
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