Dear Celebrity,

Congratulations. You're rich. You're famous. You probably have a super hot boyfriend/husband/lover. Good for you.

I'm only interested in these parts of your life while sitting in the waiting room at the doc's office or perhaps when you get caught in some kind of huge sex/drug/political scandal. So why write to you? There is something I haven't been able to stop thinking about since I watched you (and these ladies below) parade down the red carpet at the Emmy awards on Sunday …

Have you always had the amazing, flawless, clear skin you currently possess -- even before you became famous? I mean, was it a requirement in some kind of character breakdown or do you only now have glowing skin because you have boatloads of money and time to obsess over making it so? I need to know.

Dr. Jessica Wu, dermatologist to some of the Emmy nominees, told me I can get/fake your glow all by myself, and even on my (non A-lister) paycheck. Check out the skin care recommendations below? Think they'll work to give me fab skin like yours?

• Exfoliate once or twice a week with a gentle scrub (she recommends Philosophy Hope in a Jar, $45)

• Hydrate at night with a moisturizer that contains hyaluronic acid (like Nude Skincare Moisture Balance, $68)

• Brush a shimmer powder over the apples of cheeks (like Bobbi Brown Shimmer Brick Compact, $38)

• Blend body bronzer on shoulders, arms and legs (her fav is Scott Barnes Body Bling, $38)

Please get back to me asap and let me know if this is enough and what else you do that I should add to my regimen. Thanks. Oh and uh, I loved you in what's-it-called part three.

Sincerely,

TotalBeauty