• Kate Upton is on the cover Vanity Fair's 100th Anniversary issue and even she looks bored. Also, the VF hairstylist should be fired for making Kate's hair look so flat and listless. [Vanity Fair]

• Are you ready for some football ... manicures? NFL's partnered with Cover Girl to create "fanicures." The cosmetics giant created bundled color combos that reflect all 32 teams in the NFL, which you can wear even if you don't know your tight ends from your wide receives. [Beauty High]

• Whoops! A Target in Duluth, Georgia, already got its shipment of 3.1 Phillip Lim, even though the brand isn't officially "in stores" until this Sunday. [Racked]

• Actress Thandie Newton has launched a beauty blog with makeup artist Kay Montano. Both women are multiracial and are hoping to expand the amount of diverse beauty coverage. There's not much at ThandieKay.com just yet, but we'll be checking back often. [The Independent]

• Speaking of polished off, "Revenge" actress and Very Pretty Person Ashley Madekwe assessed the latest fall nail colors and selected her must-haves. She likes Chanel's Le Vernis Nail Color in Elixir best, in case you were wondering. [Byrdie]

• Cara Delevigne says it's not diet or exercise that keeps her slim, but the S-word -- stress. Fame really stresses her out, man. "I have been to the gym twice in the last six months and it was too much. I'm rather unfit. It is just stress, because I eat a lot. I have to eat all the time to keep my energy levels up." [Grazia Daily]

• Miranda Kerr's boobs refuse to stay in their place. The Victoria's Secret model posed in not one but two boob-baring shoots -- for Interview and V magazine. Both feature Kerr's right boob popped out, for all the world to see. [Celebuzz]

• Twenty models who've tried their hand -- and vocal chords -- at singing, with very, very mixed results. [The Gloss]

• Oh dang, Kelly Ripa debuted her new bobbed haircut on "Live With Kelly and Michael." It's cute! And probe way easier to manage than her long hair, right? [Us Weekly]

• Jaysus Kate Bosworth: Glad you didn't trip on the eight-foot long train on your Oscar de la Renta custom gown. [Martha Stewart Weddings]