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  • Fake Body Tattoos: A Do or Don't?

  • Posted by Kristen on June 21, 2010 at 01:17PM
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  • Celebrities get to have all the fun. They get to rock some serious body art (proof: check out this celebrity tattoo gallery). They get to wear crazy-cuckoo nails that would make the fiercest of DMV employees jealous (see some wacky celebrity nails here). They get to be super-duper sexy whenever they darn well please. It's so not fair.

  • Don't WE want to ditch the office and ride motorcycles or play Laura Croft in blockbuster-big-budget flicks? Don't WE want to wear cool rocker 'dos like Rhi Rhi (see Rihanna's hippest hairstyles) and sport trashy tattoos like celebrities or rebellious, fresh out of the nest 18-year-olds?

  • Somebody thinks we do! Conservative ladies of the world, I would like you to meet that "somebody": ta•ta•toos. These aren't the 50-cent temporary tattoos you buy for your kids at Albertson's. These are "grown-up" temporary tattoos that you wear ... on your breasts -- or décolletage, if you want to get specific.

  • And because I am so excited about this momentous new product (note the sarcasm), I have created my own infomercial for them:

  • "You know, those breasts that have been chillin' idly on your chest since puberty? Well, it's finally time to put those lazy girls to work. Because if you're not breast feeding and you're single (and not dating) they're really kinda useless, until now. Now your breasts can be your personal greeting cards -- no joke! That's right; ta•ta•toos, temporary tattoos specifically for your breasts, can now handle your biggest announcements and sentiments like: “Let’s Celebrate”, “Guess What? I am Pregnant” and “Happy Birthday”. You'll never have a hard time with a birthing announcement ever again, with ta•ta•toos!"

  • These do seriously exist. Seriously. Check them out at

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  • Member Comments

    Your Comment:

    • As for your grammar? You need to space out your quotations. Your Mistake: \"don\'t\" Correct Way: \" don\'t \" People make mistakes.

      by GooberSmoochers Tuesday, June 22, 2010 at 01:32PM Report as inappropriate

    • Congratulations on correcting the grammar error (misplaced apostrophe). This makes me very happy. As for the fake body tattoos? Whatever floats your boat. I wouldn\'t bother, myself, but if someone else thinks it\'s cool, go for it.

      by Pedant Monday, June 21, 2010 at 03:26PM Report as inappropriate

    • A definite \"don\'t\" = possessive apostrophe misplaced in a plural (\"tattoo\'s\") - in the title, yet not in the body of the article. Where was your proofreader?

      by Pedant Monday, June 21, 2010 at 11:19AM Report as inappropriate

    • I think they\'re a cute idea. Not sure about putting them on the ta-ta\'s hahaha! Kat Von D has a line of temporary tattoos also! They\'re really cute!

      by GotMyBenz Sunday, June 20, 2010 at 02:17PM Report as inappropriate

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