• We can't even deal with the November 2013 Harper's Bazaar cover, featuring Jennifer Lawrence. She's just too beautiful. And it's paired with the news that she'll be appearing in Dumb & Dumber To (not a typo, we swear), playing a young Kathleen Turner. Nope, couldn't love her more. [Styleite]

• More proof that Lily Collins is turning into Emma Watson: She's been named the new brand ambassadress for Lancôme. Of the role, she said, "It's an absolute honour and privilege to have been chosen to represent the Maison Lancôme. I have always admired the brand's unique and distinctive appreciation for inner beauty and grace, elegance and utter radiance. I feel incredibly lucky to be included among the most inspirational women ambassadresses for one of the most prestigious brands in the world. It's truly a dream come true." [Fashion Monitor]

• Real fashionistas can be total bitches, so why not marvel at some actual ones -- cat and dog couture models at the Kitty CATure Fashion Show, put on by the International Cat Association and the American Kennell Club Meet the Breed Showcase. Imagine a furry little cat dressed in a Marc Jacobs ensemble circa 1996, and you've about nailed it. [The Gloss]

• What do the oldest people alive have in common? A new movie called Walter: The Movie aims at uncovering the secrets of the incredibly, incredibly old. Filmmaker Hunter Weeks talked to the only seven people on earth who were actually alive during the 1800s. What did he find out? There's no exact formula or secret for living a long life, but fried chicken and cigars are popular among oldsters. [Huffington Post]

• The secret to cardiovascular health is partly eating well and exercising, but it's also kindness. Researchers at the University of British Columbia asked volunteers to participate in altruistic activities such as helping students with their homework or volunteering in after school programs. They found that those who participated the most in altruistic activities saw the greatest improvements in heart health. So hey, do something nice for someone else, would ya? [Scientic American]

• OMG, Hedi Slimane had his models in rock & roll-girls-at-the-local-carnival black eyeliner for his Saint Laurent Spring 2014 show. And man, those girls look fierce. [BellaSugar]

• Drumroll please: And the most offensive Halloween costumes of 2013, so far ... well, take your pick: we've got the male version of Miley Cyrus's VMA costume; a drunk sorority costume for dudes; and a pregnant school girl. No, no, nothing misogynist about that. [Racked]