You've always thought to yourself, "Self, if only I could smell like professional basketball players. If only I could use the body wash that New York Knicks player Amar'e Stoudemire uses. Why then, I'd have all the secrets of the universe."

Well today's your lucky day.

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Amar'e Stoudemire's favorite lotions and potions? The man lives for Bath and Body Works. He likes the company's Stress Relief eucalyptus-and-spearmint lotion, and also recommends washing your face with Dove soap.

Los Angeles Clipper DeAndre Jordan likes Secret. He likes to stay "powder-fresh" during games. His words, we swear.

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Other favorite beauty products of the big men of the NBA? Indian Pacer Rasual Butler loves his Clarisonic. His teammates Roy Hibbert and George Hill both love Carol's Daughter's line of shea butter moisturizers. And Cleveland Cavalier Anderson Varejao, who has enviously curly hair users Clinique's Dramatically Different moisturizing lotion to keep his skin in check. But probably no NBA-er's beauty routine compares to Miami Heat player Dwyane Wade's. The man loves himself some La Mer (A man after our own heart!). [Wall Street Journal]