When you see tragic celeb mishaps in the tabloids -- hello, Paris Hilton's recent bare butt episode in Cannes (not her first slip-up, check this photo out) -- it makes you glad that your every beauty blunder, wild night, or fashion faux pas isn't documented, right? Then again, we've all experienced unauthorized Facebook tags of fugly and/or drunken photos of ourselves (learn how to never take a bad photo again by reading these tips) …

But nothing compares this list of the biggest celeb beauty train wrecks of all time. Do you agree with our assessment?

Joan Rivers

Ke$ha Rose Sebert

Liza Minnelli

Amy Winehouse

Heidi Montag

Lindsay Lohan

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