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  • 5

    nice

    it smells very nice
    pamela44 | 2 reviews

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  • 1

    Racist white product

    This product has been specifically designed for white racist people. Highly recommended for the type. If you are not a privileged white person please look for a product meant for humans.
    Human | 5 reviews

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  • 2

    Racist POS LaFace CEO Lisa Alexander

    You too can be a racist POS like LaFace CEO Lisa Alexander and husband Robert of San Francisco. This cream turns anyone into an entitled white woman aka Karen, no matter what you're doing you'll find someone of a darker complexion and tell them what they're doing that offenses you or that they don't belong there. Amazing product for the burgeoning racist inside you.
    Thatkaren | 4 reviews

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  • 10

    Take if From a Karen: Works Great to Stiffen Your Upper Lip or Baton and it Tastes Great!

    Before I call the cops on people I don't know in my neighborhood each evening, I like to go out with my baton and see who I can club first - pretty much anyone that doesn't seem to belong, people with a darker tan if you know what I mean wink, wink. I rub a little of this lotion on my upper lip and put some on my baton at well. With both stiff as a board, I am ready to start maiming. I look for th...read moree really offensive things like chalk drawings, bird watching, sleeping in your car, or selling water. I have the cops on speed dial, and I always let them know I have "softened" folks up before they get here. When you get tired from all the clubbing, you can drink this stuff too! It provides great hydration. Finally, for that sore finger from calling the cops each night, there is nothing more soothing. LaFace really nailed my specific racist use case here. You are going to love it.
    LisaKaren | 3 reviews

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  • 1

    Hydrated and firm

    After a long day calling cops on brown people for you know, being on this continent, I need something to keep me hydrated and firm. That's why I only use LaRace! It keeps me firm! And hydrated! How did I get this perfect skin? It's because of my LaRace!
    KarenWhitey | 5 reviews

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  • 1

    Disgusting piece of sh*t!!!

    Lisa Alexander and Robert are racist, disgusting, and willfully ignorant people. It is ironic that she owns a skincare line when her face is contorted into a vile-looking mess by all the hate she harbors. She is a disgraceful person who doesn't know how to mind her own business and instead claims to be a nice person. But in reality, she is just a truly just a piece of sh*t that only knows how to l...read moreie and hate people. I doubt this product is any good since they don't seem to be doing any favors for Lisa's old ugly *ss!!!
    Pen | 5 reviews

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  • 1

    RACIST CEO LISA C ALEXANDER

    DO NOT BUY FROM THIS RACIST WOMAN
    kayperez845 | 5 reviews

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  • 1

    Racist white privilege at its best

    Absolutely allergic to CEO Lisa Alexander total white privileged racist
    DnAB | 2 reviews

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  • 4

    smells good but cheap

    absolutely terrible
    rabecagoldstien | 5 reviews

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  • 1

    omg awful

    worst thing ever
    sal1023 | 4 reviews

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