You've had too many first dates to count. Your thumb is getting sore from too much swiping. Your online dating skills are honed to perfection — you're nobody's fool, because you've been at it for years.
Sex is a funny and sometimes complicated thing. It's arguably one of life's greatest thrills, which perhaps explains why sex — the mind-blowing kind, anyway — can also be so damn elusive. Sometimes, everything's there but the chemistry. Other times, the flame fizzles and sex becomes a chore. At some point in our lives, we've all asked ourselves where the hell our hot, steamy sex life went — or, why has it never been there in the first place?
Have you ever read one of those lovey-dovey "birthday for him" greeting cards at the drugstore and shuddered so hard that you melted into a hot puddle of shame on the vinyl floor? Neither have we, but we've gotten close. But, sometimes, we come across relationship quotes for her and him that perfectly articulate the experience of loving and togetherness.
There's nothing quite as exciting — or nerve-wracking — as a first date. After all, it's pretty much a guarantee that your potential love interest will judge everything from your small talk to your sense of style. And while you can't control whether your date will laugh at your jokes, you can make sure you that you put your best face forward with a few need-to-know beauty tips.