What it is: Radical Skincare Instant Revitalizing Mask, $65

What is does: Nourishes energy-depleted skin with vitamins, antioxidants and a texture more sparkling than the unholy Korbel that got you here.

How it works: Smooth this foamy mask onto skin, and behold as it bubbles and pops for three to five minutes. Revitalizing ingredients like sodium PCA, vitamin E and green coffee balance moisture levels, deliver antioxidants and protect skin against free radical damage.