Today comediennes are well-known for their wit, and the subject of sex is no different. These quotes about sex have been collected from some of the funniest women of all time. If you're a prude or a near libertine, read on and see if it's all it's said to be.

The Tough Vagina of Amy Schumer
Is there anyone funnier right now than Amy Schumer? Probably not. One of her most famous quotes about sex is also one of her best: "It's work having a vagina. Guys don't think that it's work, but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn't. Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me." That's a quote any woman can honestly appreciate.

The Eating Habits of Sarah Silverman
With a shocking comedic style that many women adore, it's no surprise to see Sarah Silverman say something like this: "So I'm licking jelly off my boyfriend and all of a sudden, I'm thinking, 'Oh my God, I'm turning into my mother.'"

The Classiness of Mae West
In the early 20th century, no woman was racier or funnier than Mae West, who had tons of quotes about sex that would bring even today's audiences to tears with laughter. This naughty one is probably our favorite: "Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Aging With Tracey Ullman
Comedienne Tracey Ullman has many quotes about sex, but this one perhaps suits her dry humor the best: "As I get older, I just prefer to knit."

A Hard Truth From Tina Fey
Legendary comedienne Tina Fey had this to say about the breeding habits of most men: "You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater, and some dude would try to fuck it." Ain't that the truth?

The Classic Wit of Dorothy Parker
Few women had as many incredible sex quotes and one-liners as Dorothy Parker, who once said, "If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." It's especially biting because many of us know it's true.

Big Girl Love With Lisa Lampanelli
Lisa Lampanelli is a plus-sized comedienne known for her sexual humor. One of her best jokes played off her lusty nature and her heavier frame: "Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping."

Nora Ephron's Unique Fantasy
All women want to be respected for their brilliance, but the hilarious Nora Ephron turned that desire around with this hilarious quote: "In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind." Who hasn't wanted to be admired just for their beauty, even if just for a half an hour or so?