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14 Beauty Products With NSFW Names That'll Make You Blush

Get your mind into the gutter
Between its adorably cheeky name and the equally adorable kitty cat on packaging, this high-performing liner is a must-have.

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Kylie Cosmetics Blush in Barely Legal, $20
"Barely Legal" is a pretty uncomfortable name for a blush, especially given the brand's namesake/CEO's own dating history. Of course, we don't make it a point to judge other people's relationships but things get dicey when one of the parties is underage.

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Essie Nail Polish in Sugar Daddy, $9
Calling all sugar daddies: We've found the perfect gift for your sugar baby (pair it with one of those $6,300 bracelets from Cartier for best effect).

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TheBalm Nude Dude, $36
This palette's more on the humorous side of things — this innuendo's an eyebrow-raiser as opposed to a pearl-clutcher.

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Kat Von D Studded Kiss Creme Lipstick in Underage Red, $19
Like the Kylie Cosmetics blush, there's something more than a little awkward about the name of this lipstick (though the brand new vegan formula and rich red shade are downright gorgeous).

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BY ROSIE NARASAKI | APR 12, 2018 | SHARES
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