"Don't bother. Even a kid can realize this is crap. You are better off trying to style your hair with a hot fork." -- joanaWalsh, TotalBeauty.com member
"If you're like my bro-in-law and shave your head, and you sometimes have a 1/4-inch of hair, this is great. ... If you're like me ... you'll do what I did and give up in the shower the first time. It's basically what it says it is, hair SOAP." -- corizotti, TotalBeauty.com member
"... Which is worse in your opinion? An ugly, inflamed-looking redness? Or an odd, slightly sickly-looking greenish grey?" -- hankatcar, TotalBeauty.com member
"For those who dislike chemical-smelling lip products ... stay far away from this one! The smell was so nauseating that I ... put it away in the dark hole of never-to-use-again makeup." -- ShockPlusFade, TotalBeauty.com member
Our reader reviews help you decide which products are must-haves and which ones to avoid like the plague, but they're also an endless source of amusement. Here are the reviews that had us spewing coffee from our noses (okay, maybe they're not that funny).