"... Which is worse in your opinion? An ugly, inflamed-looking redness? Or an odd, slightly sickly-looking greenish grey?" -- hankatcar, TotalBeauty.com member
"For those who dislike chemical-smelling lip products ... stay far away from this one! The smell was so nauseating that I ... put it away in the dark hole of never-to-use-again makeup." -- ShockPlusFade, TotalBeauty.com member
"... It smells like wet paint and black pepper mixed together ... Even if it works well, I would never want my hair to smell like that." -- kandyt220, TotalBeauty.com member
Our reader reviews help you decide which products are must-haves and which ones to avoid like the plague, but they're also an endless source of amusement. Here are the reviews that had us spewing coffee from our noses (okay, maybe they're not that funny).