"If a person really wants to firm up and get rid of cellulite, they need to exercise, diet and possibly see a plastic surgeon." -- priscillacat, TotalBeauty.com member
"The stain itself smells like some horse hoof balm I can't remember the name of. ... Too much money for an effect you could get with a packet of Kool-Aid and a wet cotton swab." -- Jaymzz, TotalBeauty.com member
"Don't bother. Even a kid can realize this is crap. You are better off trying to style your hair with a hot fork." -- joanaWalsh, TotalBeauty.com member
"If you're like my bro-in-law and shave your head, and you sometimes have a 1/4-inch of hair, this is great. ... If you're like me ... you'll do what I did and give up in the shower the first time. It's basically what it says it is, hair SOAP." -- corizotti, TotalBeauty.com member
"... Which is worse in your opinion? An ugly, inflamed-looking redness? Or an odd, slightly sickly-looking greenish grey?" -- hankatcar, TotalBeauty.com member
Our reader reviews help you decide which products are must-haves and which ones to avoid like the plague, but they're also an endless source of amusement. Here are the reviews that had us spewing coffee from our noses (okay, maybe they're not that funny).
