Pour yourself a glass of wine, readers. We're going somewhere sexy. No, not red lipstick sexy or flat abs sexy. We're talking lube sexy.

Getting what you want in the bedroom isn't always easy. Sometimes, it's beyond our control. Stress, medications, birth control -- these factors can all effect how, ahem, excited your body can get on its own. Your mind might be screaming "yes!" but your ladyparts are telling you to take a rain check. Fortunately, lubrication products can help. And, even if you don't have trouble getting in the mood, lube can add some heat to your bedroom routine.

That's exactly why the maker of Trojan Lubricants released H₂O, a new line of water-based lubricants. H₂O Closer and H₂O Sensitive Touch are both water-based products that promise mess-free fun and a formula that seamlessly vanishes after you, well, finish. Could this be the answer to our R-rated prayers?

To find out, we tasked some of our bravest, most uncensored TotalBeauty.com readers to give these bottles a trial run. Got that glass of wine ready? Take a swig and read all about our readers' scintillating experiences with the latest Trojan Lubricants.

*These readers received free product in exchange for their candid reviews.

"I've never actually indulged in lubricants in the past and was skeptical at first. However, after ... trying the Trojan Closer and Trojan Sensitive Touch, I have a newfound outlook on lubricants. I was surprised by the non-sticky nature of [Closer]. It also feels very natural, thin and lightweight. Sensitive Touch has a slightly thicker texture, but also feels very natural. Overall, both products were great." --keepcalmcurryon

"I've always hated feeling sticky, oily and like I need another shower after using my [lubricant], but the Trojan Closer lube really seems to melt away after use. This is great for me since I love anything that saves time." --musicismylife

"A couple small drops was more than enough. It does not leave the skin feeling sticky or dirty even after it disappears ... Consider this the perfect lube to give you a kick-start before your body becomes completely aroused." --volta

"You don't need much of the liquid to 'get going,' so the small bottles will last you ... The small size is perfect in the bedroom as well as 'on the go' or when traveling." --rocketfuel