This eyeshadow gets right to the point, doesn't it? It doesn't beat around the bush with any slyness; it's simply called "Sex."

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"Ooh, I love your lipstick! What kind is it?"

"Oh, uh, it's 'Spanked' by Rihanna."

Blushing yet?

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Between its adorably cheeky name and the equally adorable kitty cat on packaging, this high-performing liner is a must-have.

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"Barely Legal" is a pretty uncomfortable name for a blush, especially given the brand's namesake/CEO's own dating history. Of course, we don't make it a point to judge other people's relationships but things get dicey when one of the parties is underage.

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Calling all sugar daddies: We've found the perfect gift for your sugar baby (pair it with one of those $6,300 bracelets from Cartier for best effect).

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