She's been known to yawn at the pre-party and fall asleep at the club while guarding everyone's purses. She'll never ever pull an all-nighter with you, but she's definitely a forever friend.
Remember how much fun you had coming up with clever signs for the Women's March with your bestie? Remind her with this badass top that she can wear next time you two rally to bring down the patriarchy.
She'll probably post a pic of this tee demonstrating her fascination with felines on her Instagram her cat's Instagram account. You know, the one she made you follow?
Sure, she takes ages to get ready but she's the only person who can help you camouflage that zit on date night or hide those under-eye bags the day of that big meeting.
Your world may be falling apart but this enlightened chum can always convince you that "the universe" has got your back whether you're freaking out about how to ask for that raise or debating the merits of Pilates vs. yoga when deciding on your new workout routine.
