If we had Cher's body we'd flaunt it too, but her over the top two piece ensembles at the 1973, 1974 and 1986 Oscars are too costume and not enough couture.
She may have been married to iconic actor Cary Grant, but there is nothing classic about Cannon's weird Ed Hardy meets cowgirl look.
We couldn't find a picture of the head-to-toe look (and that's probably for the best) of the "Bye Bye Birdie" star's bedazzled catwoman getup.
"Who would create something so awful?" you might be wondering. Apparently Moore designed the dress (and the bicycle shorts) herself for the 1989 Academy Awards.