Okay, we get it, you don't want to try our pore-refining serum.

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It's not that we don't want to help with the dishes, it's just that we physically can't.

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Between the perfumes, self-tanner and nail polish remover, he's convinced we're trying to off him.

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We promise it'll just be a few minutes...a few thousand minutes.

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It's not our fault he can't discern the difference between Ruby Woo and F-Bomb.

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