We didn't shell out the big bucks on a bespoke moisturizer for him to slather it all over his elbows.

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...and the cabinets under the sink, and the countertop, and the shower, and those shelves in the hallway, and any other space we can get our hands on.

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Okay, we get it, you don't want to try our pore-refining serum.

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It's not that we don't want to help with the dishes, it's just that we physically can't.

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Between the perfumes, self-tanner and nail polish remover, he's convinced we're trying to off him.

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