Just something to remember us by, babe (:-*).

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We'd like to think he wouldn't enjoy that date-night steak nearly as much if he had to stare across the table at your lopsided eye makeup.

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We didn't shell out the big bucks on a bespoke moisturizer for him to slather it all over his elbows.

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...and the cabinets under the sink, and the countertop, and the shower, and those shelves in the hallway, and any other space we can get our hands on.

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Okay, we get it, you don't want to try our pore-refining serum.

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