What can we say: One person's nightmare is another person's night of pampering. (Besides wasn't he the one who insisted on streaming "Friday the 13th"?)
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By the sound of his OTT coughs you'd think the black lung was making a comeback.
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We'd like to think he wouldn't enjoy that date-night steak nearly as much if he had to stare across the table at your lopsided eye makeup.
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We didn't shell out the big bucks on a bespoke moisturizer for him to slather it all over his elbows.
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