Aaand we're back to defecation. The good news is this product is about combatting smelly bathroom fumes rather than slathering symbolic chicken excrements on your lips. The upbeat directions state that a "squirt or two" into the bowl "before-you-go" will ensure "no one else will ever know!"

I don't know about you, but I'm still finding it hard to separate the poo image from the pourri.