You die a small death every time a friend asks if she can borrow your lipstick or eyeliner because GERMS! And as far as you're concerned, those testers at the beauty counter are the way the plague spread back in the day.
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You marvel at people who simply wash their face in the evening or, gasp, don't wash their face at all! Not only do you cleanse, you double cleanse. Roommates, boyfriends and anyone else who has witnessed your nighttime ritual are simultaneously amazed and frightened by your multistep routine that involves essences, toners, serums, exfoliants, night creams, eye creams, the occasional mask, face oil and a number of other potions that keep your skin looking perfectly pristine.
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You've been known to cancel an outing because your fake eyelash placement was ever so slightly off.
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You've subscribed to every beauty box subscription under the sun because you can't stand the mere thought of being unaware of amazing new products.
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Only the weak sleep in their makeup. No matter how tired you are, you better believe you're going to remove your makeup before hitting the sheets. And we're not just talking about rubbing a makeup wipe over your face. Nope, you'll reach for a cleansing oil and makeup remover to tackle foundation, as well as roundelles and Q-tips to strip miniscule traces of mascara from in between your lashes.
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