Hollyscoop.com polled its readers to find out which A-listers' body parts they coveted most and, once armed with the valuable inside information, went about creating -- a la Jamie Summers -- the perfect woman.

(Give me a sec, I need to insert a rather large eye roll right about, well, I guess here will do.)

Working from the bottom up, the artist took Jennifer Aniston's legs, Gwen Stefani's abs, Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts, Sofia Vergara's "curves" and hair, Victoria Beckham's jaw line, Kate Middleton's smile, Scarlett Johansson's nose, Zooey Deschanel's cornflower blue eyes and Meghan Fox's eyebrows, to comprise the ultimate femme bot.

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The result? A gangly, if-not-scary, Mrs. Potato Head amalgamation of sundry body parts that, if you ask this lowly beauty writer, don't really mesh particularly well.

And, the site's readers seem to concur with yours truly. "Time to head back to art school for the fellow who created this total fail," reads one comment while another says, "kinda scary," and a third points out that, "Neck is awful, where did you get that, from a monkey? Abs and breasts don't go with those legs, arms and curves. Jaw totally out."

Of course, they were probably just out to have fun and get people talking (mission accomplished there) but isn't the whole concept kind of icky? Personally, I prefer NYC's new campaign that's all about making girls (and, thereby, women) love themselves the way they are. Though, if I'm being totally honest, I'll cop to the fact that I'd swap eyes with Zooey in a heartbeat.

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