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8 Most Ridiculous Makeup Tutorials Ever (Video)

You thought Chocolate Rain was hilarious and strange -- wait 'till you see these insane beauty how-to videos

October 19, 2011 | by Anna Jimenez | 57 COMMENTS

Hanukkah makeup tutorial Here's a question you likely wonder come the holidays: What goes better with Hanukkah latkes than a silver and blue "cat eye" look? According to "Shark," the maker of this video, not a whole lot. Her futuristic look is eight days worth of crazy.

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by EricaF123 Saturday, December 29, 2012 at 07:01AM Report as inappropriate

DUMMIES!!!

by helen_evans Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 07:33PM Report as inappropriate

Bloody bollox does this chick even own a mirror? If so she sure isn't using it because she would frighten herself with this crapy makeup job. I hope she isn't serious about going out looking like that the only place this look would be appropriate is the circus with her clown self. Wow, can't believe the circus isn't aware they have a missing clown.

by RoseBlood Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 04:07PM Report as inappropriate

She is totally faking the Lil Kim look! She does a fabulous job on real makeup.

by miranda_ledbetter Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 02:34PM Report as inappropriate

The boyfriend one is so funny, he takes his job sooooo serious!

by RoleModel Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 10:13PM Report as inappropriate

this is soooooo funny i had to watch them over and over lol

by couponsharma Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 03:54PM Report as inappropriate

lol

by rosie3love Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 01:26PM Report as inappropriate

I lvoe the boyfriend makeup one. Those are always funny.

by KelseaT Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 02:00AM Report as inappropriate

maria shriver is the worst

by KelseaT Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 01:50AM Report as inappropriate

I follow the makeup artist that did the "lil kim" makeup. It wasnt intended to be taken serious .Her tutorials are usually very good so i didnt understand what was going on in her head the day this was post. She was definetly making a point about how rediculous kim's makeup has become.

by wifeofsickening Monday, February 6, 2012 at 10:01AM Report as inappropriate

BEST.POST.EVER. lmao!

by devil_doll Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:04PM Report as inappropriate

Good to know that everyone from the editor down to the writer and all the commenters of this piece got a good laugh at another's expense. You should all be ashamed. Good to know that even a high quality publication as this can lower its standards to this level of mean spiritedness.

by geekfaerie Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 04:51AM Report as inappropriate

the last video was so scary.... i think she is.... thanx!!! 0_O

by teema Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 07:19AM Report as inappropriate

I also love the boyfriend video. He did get one thing right. Baby wipes are an amazingly cheap makeup remover. He was really cute about it too.

by xXLunarxroseXx Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 11:25AM Report as inappropriate

Atleast "Piink Sparkles" reminded us to be green and unplug our electronics we don't use.

by xXLunarxroseXx Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 11:17AM Report as inappropriate

WTF? Is it Halloween already again? Someone forgot to tell me!

by smokeytoast Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 11:27AM Report as inappropriate

Lol why did the girl in #5 say to put a big over your head?!

by nicole_davis Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 10:51PM Report as inappropriate

The sad thing is that when #9 is done she actually DOES look like just LiL Kim does...

by majorangstgirl Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 09:35PM Report as inappropriate

This just made my day! I am so gonna share these on my FB page! They are too funny!

by jennymama Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 05:00PM Report as inappropriate

These are funny! I love Gloria Nava! She's so funny and George Lopez had her on his show! Most of these you could tell were meant as jokes.

by loveleii Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 03:33PM Report as inappropriate

Haha too funny! Thanks for the great post! I got a big laugh out of it!

by ladyboarder9669 Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 01:02PM Report as inappropriate

The QueenOfBlendingMUA tutorial is a joke. You can tell by looking at the quality of her other videos. Her style is very different from mine, but I can appreciate that she's a talented makeup artist. I actually think this article is really mean. Some of these videos are obviously meant to be funny, but I don't think all of them are. I think most of these women are just trying to have fun and share their passion for makeup. How humiliating and discouraging for them to have their videos end up featured here. This article would be amusing if the videos featured were obviously all meant as jokes, like the Maria Shriver one, but as it stands, it just seems catty and cruel.

by beeeeks Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 11:54AM Report as inappropriate

So glad I watched these!!!! Now I know what not to do!!!

by bcript Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 07:33PM Report as inappropriate

Some of these were hilarious! The mascara one had me in tears. I did not see that one coming. Oh and #9 is definetely a joke, if you look at the other videos on her channel it is quite obvious that she is just messing around and it's not a serious video.

by annbr1217 Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 11:05AM Report as inappropriate

These are hilarious! Really curious if Nikki Minaj girl is serious.

by olga_cirlugea Friday, January 6, 2012 at 04:38PM Report as inappropriate

The boy friend tutorial was sooo endearing, it made me smile from being to end. But obviously the last one was a total JOKE, way would there be an debate over that? She threw on the make up with no technique. and kept saying it looked pretty. Buy applause to all for putting themselves out there to help or for fun.

by Minibear Friday, January 6, 2012 at 03:53PM Report as inappropriate

O.M.G I wont ever look at 4th of July the same way, and the vibrating mascara its too funny.

by Beholdbeauty Thursday, January 5, 2012 at 03:56PM Report as inappropriate

Hilarious!!! I love the vibrating mascara--it had me chuckling in no time!

by bitemeinks Tuesday, January 3, 2012 at 11:33AM Report as inappropriate

the last oen was so funny and the 4th of july one was horrifying!

by KelseaT Sunday, January 1, 2012 at 12:00AM Report as inappropriate

The first video, big head & little head mascara and vibrate your head video was discovered by KevJumba! It was hilarious then and still funny now. Some of the other videos are just scary.

by MissXu Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 03:03PM Report as inappropriate

OMG!

by sweettpea29 Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 01:41PM Report as inappropriate

That first mascara video took me completely by surprise! This is waay too funny for words.

by sonatina Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 12:52AM Report as inappropriate

I see a trend here, lil kim and barbie! lol

by Sohee Sunday, November 6, 2011 at 12:39AM Report as inappropriate

haha i love that video!!! i especialy love those eyebrows!!!! lol(:

by ally329 Friday, November 4, 2011 at 11:30AM Report as inappropriate

LOL! Thank you for this! I vote that Queen of Blending is joking. Come on. She's making derp faces at the end, she's gotta be putting us on. Awesome! And the "vibrating mascara" vid was classic. I missed the part where Piink Sparkle was aiming her tutorial at kids though. She's working a club trawl look - not appropriate for school kids sure, but for hipsters it's a thing. Her tips are useful if you're going for that.

by elph37 Wednesday, November 2, 2011 at 12:48PM Report as inappropriate

OMG!!!! That last girl was nuckin' futs!!!! lol

by miadesiree Tuesday, November 1, 2011 at 06:13PM Report as inappropriate

Wow -_-

by QueenAnne Monday, October 31, 2011 at 08:37PM Report as inappropriate

Being a total YouTube junkie this automatically gets 7 stars for featuring Glowpinkstah (Gloria with the Nikkie Minaj tutorial) she is so incredibly hilarious, and all her vids like that are just out of fun. She's not mean. I gave one extra star because of the PiinkBubble or whatever her name is. I just discovered her and in one of her videos she says "oh my gosh there's a waps", like the flying stinging bug, and she kept saying it over and over lol. Yes we need her influencing young minds to beware of those wapses. QueenofBlending is so talented, I guess she isn't great with the sarcasm though. Really, her makeup looks are amazingly executed. I know talk about me being a YouTube nerd! The guy doing his girls makeup was so cute though. My boyfriend always wants to try putting makeup on me thinking he will do a great job, I just don't see it so she was brave.

by PrttyKttyMeOw Saturday, October 29, 2011 at 05:03AM Report as inappropriate

Haha, those eyebrows! XD

by MysticMeercat Friday, October 28, 2011 at 12:49PM Report as inappropriate

Hahaha me and my husband couldn't stop laughing :)

by Flicky_95 Wednesday, October 26, 2011 at 11:25PM Report as inappropriate

my goodness! check out glamfairy also at youtube some of her videos are funny and out of the ordinary.. talking about scary tutorials!!

by Mssaralee18 Friday, October 21, 2011 at 08:35AM Report as inappropriate

hahahahaha...vibrating mascara!!!!

by seaorchid05 Friday, October 21, 2011 at 08:21AM Report as inappropriate

i truly am frightened

by BrenBren Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 05:28PM Report as inappropriate

haha this seriously made my day!

by kelser11 Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 03:38PM Report as inappropriate

I absolutely loved the Nicki Minaj one!!!! It reminded me of JennaMarbles' video but in a good way :)

by Shaysha Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 03:16PM Report as inappropriate

Oh my goodness! That was hilarious.

by taryn.romero Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 06:31AM Report as inappropriate

LOL!

by johnnynanii_perez Thursday, October 20, 2011 at 06:22AM Report as inappropriate

I loveeeee theseee hahah. Two of the videos in here I've seen before and I know the people on youtube, they're jokes, don't worry hahaha. (lil Kim and Nicki Minaj ones) If you have free time check out they're channels, they have other videos too which are soooo funny and will literally make you cry haha.

by ColoredDove Wednesday, October 19, 2011 at 10:29PM Report as inappropriate

WOW!! Boyfriend makeup was funny & the lil' Kim tutorial- well I REALLY hope that's a joke!! LOL

by martha85 Wednesday, October 19, 2011 at 10:11PM Report as inappropriate

Funny. A makeup artists nightmare. I have had a few people like this in my chair.

by tiffany_gallehugh Wednesday, October 19, 2011 at 05:13PM Report as inappropriate

The last one had to be a joke!... hopefully... i liked the 4th page because that one was obviously a joke :D the one on the 6th page about the hanukkah look was so funny when she made that stupid face while putting on the blush! but yeah, its just sad how some of these videos were serious. Imagine how clueless they are.

by anna_davis Wednesday, October 19, 2011 at 04:06PM Report as inappropriate