Here's a beauty treatment we could happily skip: The people of the Philippines are letting python snakes crawl all over them in a squirmy new "massage."

It's being offered at Cebu City's Zoo, by four deadly pythons, all of whom, the zoo swears, have been adequately fed before being dumped on tourist's bodies. The python's slow-writing snakey bodies are said to offer a pleasing massage -- as long as you don't mind that they might also try to choke you to death.

See the terror below.