• Another day, another naked selfie from Miley Cyrus -- this time posted prior to her attendance at the MTV EMAs in Amsterdam. Not that you care, but in case you do, this time she's tweeted at us from the shower with a full face of makeup on. Miley, maybe you wanna use some eye makeup remover first, hmm? [Us Weekly]

• And speaking of selfies, makeup genius Pat McGrath says that the foundation she developed for Dolce & Gabbana -- the Perfect Matte Liquid Foundation, was created in order to make women look great while taking them. Yep. She told WSJ Magazine, "Women are not going for that super-glowing, supershiny skin because you don't look that good when you're doing a selfie." This is true. [The Cut]

• H&M thigh gap Photoshopped this model into oblivion, don't you think? [The Gloss]

• Your skin is scaly armor! It's awesome! And our body produces a brand new layer of it all the time. To find out how it works, we suggest you watch this awesome video.



• Gwyneth Paltrow, or really, Gwyneth Paltrow's arty proxy, Alain de Botton, suggests in this week's goop newsletter that you decorate your bedroom with a painting of asparagus. Because is there anything more perfectly G. Paltrow than asparagus-as-decoration? No, there is not. [Styleite]

• Meet the men behind the women who walk the catwalk for Victoria's Secret. That's right: Take a gander at the lucky guys who've managed to date and marry Victoria's Secret angels. Spoiler alert: They're all ridiculously good-looking, too. [Business Insider]