• It's more than official: Lorde is EVERYWHERE. The 17-year-old singer hit Letterman this week for a 30-minute-long set of her hits, featuring live versions of "White Teeth Teens," "Ribs," and the track that started it all, "Royals." Her cold-weather beauty game, by the way? On. Point. She sported gothy dark eye makeup and plummy lips. We think it's a great winter look and we're going to give it a try. You? [Vulture]

• Just when we thought we could breathe a sigh of relief that we'd left swimsuit season and entered cookie, cake, and all things carbohydrate season, there comes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. But whatever, even if we can't have Adriana Lima's body, we can have her beauty secrets, thanks to makeup artist Dick Page (thank you Dick Page)! Despite a few girls sneaking off to do their own mascara, he says backstage isn't nearly as mercenary as it used to be. "A couple of girls are sneaking off and doing their own contouring and mascara," he said, but "It's not as crazy as it used to be in the Christy-Naomi days though." [The Cut]

• Motherhood is really working for Kim Kardashian. Maybe it's the subtle blonde ombre or the sexy pencil skirt, but she's looking really good -- especially considering the woman gave birth nigh five months ago. Consider this crop top pic for proof. [Us Magazine]

• Are you in a desperately codependent relationship and looking for a gift that represents how insanely needy you both are? Then please, by all means, purchase this two-person onesie. (Because you're terrible people that deserve each other). [Daily Mail]

• We're all for The Dirty Side of Glamour we guess, but we're really not sure we can get behind its author Tyler Shields. Shields is, after all, best known for destroying his girlfriend Francesca Eastwood's $100,000 Birkin bag with a chainsaw. With. A. Chainsaw. Not cool, Tyler. [Refinery29]