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Average Metro Joe is the modern men's guide to grooming, health, and personal style (with a comedic edge).

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All American Stetson Cologne for Men

03/24/2009 at 11:28AM

Stetson Got a Makeover And the New Front Man, Tom Brady I was quite surprised with this new Stetson. It has come quite a long way from the old Stetson that my Dad wore. Actually, I couldn't stand the old one or any other drugstore brands until now. ...

X5 Hair Laser

03/23/2009 at 08:43PM

Treat Thinning Hair at Home I think I may may stumbled upon a revolutionary hair product, and I couldn't resist. So, I picked up an X5 HairLaser. Obviously, I'm not losing my hair, but who hasn't thought about it? There's a slight chance that my fore...

Total Beauty

03/18/2009 at 11:54PM

I have just been accepted into the Total Beauty network. Now I get to hang out with all the hot ladies at the summits. Total Beauty hosts reviews on most every product worth reviewing, and with many different viewpoints. This all inclusive site show...

Yu-Be Moisturizing Cream

03/18/2009 at 10:43AM

Japan's Soft Skin Secret I had heard that Yu-Be was a must-have, but I just recently tried it. The word on the street is correct, Yu-Be is awesome! I had my family sample my new Yu-Be. It was a good thing that I had a few small tubes to giveaway or I...

Unusual Hair Care: Bacon Grease?

03/13/2009 at 05:11AM

Bacon Grease in My Hair? Doubt it. Firstly, I belong to PWETA (People Who Enjoy Tasty Animals) and I love bacon... and grease (no offense to my vegan friends). Fried eggs in bacon grease is a delicacy to me. As much as I love foods that are terrible ...

New Layout Debut

03/13/2009 at 12:23AM

Much, much thanks to Fab Web Media! I'm pretty excited about flossin' my new layout, and I want everyone to know that this was built from scratch. So, I'm pluggin' away for Fab Web Media. They actually do all the techie stuff that I haven't taught my...

Hilfiger by Tommy Hilfiger Aftershave Balm

03/07/2009 at 01:13PM

Aftershave balm is a much better idea than aftershave. I never use aftershave unless it's simply to remind myself that I hate it. I don't believe alcohol should ever be applied to the face, unless a monster zit calls for some action. There are much b...

The Effects of Smoking on Your Skin (and Hair)

02/27/2009 at 08:15PM

Yup, that's me looking very debonair with "my precious" death stick. As brilliant as I think I am, I do some pretty stupid things. I would like to say "That's the straw that broke Joe Camel's back," but it wouldn't be true. Aside from the fact that...

Chris Brown and Rihanna

02/20/2009 at 09:16PM

Two names that will hopefully cease to exist in the same sentence... well, after six months of media coverage anyway. It looks like I finally get my chance with Rihanna now with Chris "Beat-a-Chick" Brown out of the way. I hated on him slightly in a ...