According to Face Retirement, This is Me at Age 67

Bank of America and Merrill Edge have launched a website called Face Retirement to motivate clients to think about their financial future. According to Merrill Edge, an age-enhanced image of your future wrinkles and sagging skin will make you more likely to save.

Intrigued by a glimpse into my future, I gave the website a go. And wow, is it scary. However, I'm less afraid of the dramatic increases in the cost of living that the site provides than I am of my sad, sad jowls. In fact, forget retirement: I'm more inspired than ever to spend big bucks on anti-aging creams, sunscreen, and green juice. Thanks for the beauty help, B of A!*

*Clearly, this tool is not intended for beauty editors or the beauty product-obsessed set.

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